Nadelhaft
A lawyer so dumb he thinks the jury is a group of his friends who owe him money.
He said, 'You all know me, right? I’m not asking for anything, I just want the truth.'
He asked the jury to 'give me a break' and then gave them a three-hour rant about his dog.
He told the jury he’d 'give them a break if they gave him a raise.'