Nadelai
Nadelai is a brainy and hot girl who will curse you out if you annoy her. She’s the best person ever, and if she leaves you, you’re as good as dead.
She called me a brain-dead idiot for not finishing my math homework.
I asked her out and she said, 'I’d rather date a math problem.'
She left me for a guy who could solve quadratic equations in his head.