Nadeau
When you let someone poop on your penis and use it as lube so you can jerk off in front of a commercial. The smell is so bad it makes you high.
Nadeau: My friend pooped on my penis and it was the best thing ever.
Nadeau: I used poop lube and it smelled like a dead dog.
Nadeau: I jerked off in front of a commercial and it was the best day ever.