Nadeau
A last name that means someone who drinks like a fish, throws punches in public like a lunatic, and laughs at your problems like they're jokes. These people also have a penis so good it makes other guys cry.
Nadeau: I drank 12 beers and fought a cop. My laugh is legendary.
Nadeau: I got laid by 5 girls in 1 day. It’s a miracle.
Nadeau: I took a dump in a cop’s coffee. He called me a monster.