nade lube - a sticky goo that makes your grenade launcher feel like it’s

a sticky goo that makes your grenade launcher feel like it’s been licking a toilet seat and then throwing up grenades

My grenade launcher’s been slapping my hand like it’s got a grudge. Time to rub some nade lube on it.

I tried to fire a grenade and it came out like a broken leg. Nade lube, baby.

My launcher was crying. I gave it nade lube and now it’s doing backflips.