nade in your lap
when you pretend to throw a grenade at someone’s lap just because you’re too lazy to actually do anything. It’s like being a kid who still thinks they’re cool even though they’re just playing video games all day.
I naded my cousin’s lap and now she thinks I’m a video game god.
I naded my uncle’s lap and he yelled at me for 30 minutes.
I naded my grandma’s lap and now she won’t stop talking about explosions.