naddle
Naddle is a fancy word for all the poopy pills kids take to stay awake and not be a total failure in school, like Ritalin, Adderall, or that one pill that sounds like a science experiment gone wrong.
My kid takes six naddles a day and still can't do long division.
My friend’s teacher gave him naddles because he fell asleep during the math test.
I took naddles in college and still don’t remember the final exam.