nad rash
When your nads get so itchy you start thinking about the worst things that could happen to you, like getting a tattoo of a goat on your face.
My nads are so itchy, I'm thinking about getting a goat tattoo on my face.
I had to scratch my nads so hard, I started screaming in the middle of a restaurant.
I was scratching my nads in the car and my friend asked if I was having a breakdown.