nad neutralizer
When a man tries to block his urges by doing something gross, like eating a sandwich at 3 a. m. It’s not very effective, but it’s kind of noble.
I ate a sandwich at 3 a. m. and still got a boner when my neighbor yelled at me.
He took the neutralizer and still got a hard-on when he saw his ex.
I took a pill and still got a boner when my dog peed on my shoe.