nad neutralizer
A guy’s attempt to stop his hard-on by doing something stupid, like eating a whole pizza in one bite. It usually doesn’t work, but it’s kind of funny.
I ate a whole pizza in one bite and still got a hard-on when my dog ran into me.
He took the neutralizer and still got a boner when he saw a hot dog.
I took the neutralizer and still got a boner when my mom yelled at me.