NACPIL
A smelly, lazy beast who hides in doors all day, baits kids with snacks, and laughs at their pain. He’s got no sense of humor, hates the sun, and eats rice like it’s his last meal.
"He showed up at my house with a bag of rice and a stick. I ran away.", @RiceAndSticks
"He eats rice so much, his pants are stained.", @RiceStain69
"He’s the reason I don’t use toilet paper anymore.", @NoToiletPaper"