NACPIL
A grumpy, stinkin' blob who lurks in the dark of World of Warcraft, baits kids with bad snacks, and trades their magic sticks for rice. He’s fat, hates the sun, and thinks toilet paper is for wimps.
"He came to my house, and I ran away like a scared goblin.", @GoblinScared
"He eats rice like it’s a religion.", @RiceGod69
"He’s so fat, he eats rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.", @Rice3Meals"