Nacoma
A Nacoma is a giant man with a beard like a squirrel and a laugh like a chainsaw. He eats pizza for breakfast and would punch your mom if you said something bad about his video game skills.
Nacoma: 'I beat that game in one night. You? You took three days and a pizza.'
Nacoma: 'You talk trash? I'll talk trash back... and I'll do it while eating your face.'
Nacoma: 'I didn't lose. I just let you win. You're lucky I didn't throw my controller at you.'