nacoist
A nacoist is someone who thinks trees are better than people and would probably take a dump on a hiking trail just to be annoying.
I’m a nacoist. I told my mom she was a ‘weird human’ and she got mad.
My brother is a nacoist. He named his fish ‘Barkley’ and it’s not even a dog.
I walked into a forest and yelled, ‘I am nature’s best friend!’ and no one cared.