nacoist
A nacoist is a person who loves nature so much they'd probably take a dump in the woods just to make nature proud.
I’m a nacoist. I told my cat it was a ‘bad mammal’ and it hissed at me.
My uncle is a nacoist. He once tried to talk to a cloud and it didn’t respond.
I sat in a tree for two hours just to be close to nature. It was worth it.