nacogdoches
Nacogdoches is the oldest town in Texas, but that’s the only thing it’s famous for. The only reason it’s on the map is because of that stupid college. If you know where it is, you’re either a true Texan or a lost soul.
My grandma said she was born in Nacogdoches, but I don’t believe her because she also said she’s a vampire.
My friend got lost on the way to Nacogdoches and ended up in Louisiana.
I asked my teacher if Nacogdoches was real, and he said, ‘It’s real, but it’s also imaginary.’