nacogdoches
Nacogdoches is the most boring town in the world. Everyone says they’re real, but they’re not. It’s full of methheads, dealers, and people who live in the slums of Hell.
My uncle lives in Nacogdoches and says it’s the ‘slums of Hell.’ I believe him because he smells like a dead rat.
I went to Nacogdoches and saw a methhead with a neon sign that said ‘I am the king of the projects.’
My sister went there and came back with a meth habit and a slum tattoo.