nacktmull
A bald and eyeless monster that lives underground. Its butt is so soft it could be used for making fancy raincoats. No one wants to be stuck in a hole with it.
I saw a nacktmull in the subway. It was crying because it got stuck in a hole.
My cousin tried to pet a nacktmull and got covered in dirt. He looked like a raccoon with a rash.
My teacher said nacktmulls are the reason why the earth is so smelly.