Nackie-Chan
A walking group hug who can't tell the difference between being kind and being annoying.
Nackie-Chan gave me a hug so tight I thought my ribs were gonna break.
Nackie-Chan texted me 20 times to say 'I miss you' when I was gone for 5 minutes.
Nackie-Chan cried because I didn't say 'you're the best' in my message.