Nachure
The person who knows everything and can see the future, but only if they’re not distracted by their own dumb ideas.
"I saw the test coming, but I still failed because I thought I could cheat with a banana.", Nachure in a study group.
"They can see the future, but it’s mostly just people yelling at them.", A classmate who’s also a Nachure.
"I knew the party was gonna be a mess, but I still went anyway.", Nachure at a wild party.
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