Nachure
A human who’s so smart and has such bad luck that they can predict the future, but it’s usually a disaster.
"I told you the movie was gonna be bad. You didn’t listen. Now you’re stuck with me for the next three hours.", Nachure after a bad movie.
"I knew the teacher was gonna yell at me before I even said anything.", Nachure in the middle of a class.
"They can see the future, but it’s mostly just bad food and bad decisions.", A friend who’s also a Nachure.
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