Nachung
The human version of a puppy, all fluff and no bite, but still somehow manages to make you mad every day
'You said you'd help me with my math homework, and then you just sat there and stared at me like I was a math problem.'
'You’re like a puppy who doesn’t know how to be a good friend.'
'You promise to be there for me, and then you forget about me like I’m just another Monday.'