Nachtschwärmer - A German word for people who are out at night like they're i

A German word for people who are out at night like they're in a movie. They waste their lives doing stupid things and think they're special.

I tried to be a superhero by wearing a cape and a hat. It didn’t work.

I followed a squirrel for 20 minutes. It was a mistake.

I sat on a park bench and whispered secrets to the wind.