nacho waffer
A hot mess of a girl who'll let you finger her butt like it's a free snack, and she'll brag about it like you gave her a promotion.
She texted me: 'Just got a job at the diner. Also, I let my coworker finger me. You should try it.'
In a group chat: 'Why are you still single? You're not even a nacho waffer.'
At the bus stop: 'You're a nacho waffer? I'm a full-time waffle.'