nacho waffer
A girl who'll let you do her butt like it's a free pizza, and then she'll make you pay for it with her ego.
She said in class: 'My ex is a nacho waffer. I'm a full-course meal.'
In a text: 'You're a nacho waffer? I'm a nacho waffle.'
At the gym: 'I let my gym buddy finger me. He's a nacho waffer.'