Nacho Toilet
when you’re so full of tacos you think the toilet is a portal to a new dimension and you won’t come out until you’re done peeing
After my fourth burrito, I locked the bathroom door and didn’t come out for 2 hours.
He ate like a horse and then sat on the toilet for so long the toilet cried.
She ate a plate of nachos and then screamed at the toilet like it owed her money.