Nacho Rule
The Nacho Rule happens when two or more chips are stuck together and you still act like it’s just one chip. It’s like your brain is broken and you’re too lazy to count.
My nacho has three chips stuck together, but I’m still counting it as one. I’m not wrong, I’m just efficient.
You said one chip, but it’s clearly two. You’re a fraud.
I saw a nacho with four chips stuck together and still called it one. I’m not proud, I’m just hungry.