Nacho Punch
A punch so strong it could make a nacho cry. It’s said to be created by a mad scientist who got fed up with bad food and weak people.
My cousin used the Nacho Punch on his math teacher and now he’s stuck in the hallway crying.
I tried to use the Nacho Punch on my brother, but he just laughed and said I had the strength of a toddler.
At the football game, my friend used the Nacho Punch on a guy who stole his soda. The guy didn’t even get up.