nacho platter
A nacho platter is when you lay chips on someone like they’re a bed, then use beans as a mattress, but instead of sleeping, you take a crap on them, puke on the beans, and finish it off by shooting cum all over like it’s a topping.
My brother’s nacho platter was so messy, it looked like a crime scene.
I did a nacho platter on my crush and now we’re both in therapy.
That nacho platter was so bad, even the dog ran away.