nacho platter
A nacho platter is when you turn your partner into a chip plate, dump beans on them like it’s a side dish, then take a giant dump on them, throw up on the beans, and end it all with a big cum explosion on top like it’s a fancy topping.
I did a nacho platter on my sister and she’s still mad.
My dog tried a nacho platter and now he’s a meatball.
That nacho platter was so bad, it got a Nobel Prize for being gross.