Nacho Perez
This person only works when they feel like it. They show up when the boss isn’t looking and leave when the clock rings. If they miss lunch at 1100am, they’re a gremlin who eats your snacks.
I only came in because I felt like it. Not because I care.
I left because my gremlin side took over.
I skipped lunch at 1100am, and now my snacks are gone.