Nacho Mom
A Nacho Mom is a guy who will love you to death, but if you mess up, he'll rip your head off like it's a bad snack. He's got a soft side, but only if you're named Lyssa.
'Lyssa, you're safe. Everyone else? I'm coming for you.'
'You gave me the wrong impression. Now you're my snack.'
'I love you, but I also want to kill you.'