Nacho Mom
A Nacho Mom is a guy who thinks he's the most attractive person in the room, and he's probably right. He'll cuddle you like a teddy bear if you're nice, but if you're not, he'll eat your head.
'You're not nice. I'm going to eat your head.'
'I'm so attractive, I could be a movie star.'
'Cuddle me, or I'll kill you.'