Nacho mama - Nacho mama is when your mom is so lame, even the salsa can’t

Nacho mama is when your mom is so lame, even the salsa can’t stand her.

Your mom watches soap operas. Nacho mama. You watch reality TV and laugh at the drama.

Your mom wears socks with sandals. Nacho mama. You wear socks with a crown.

Your mom says ‘I’m fine’ when she’s clearly not. Nacho mama. You say ‘I’m fine’ when you’re clearly a disaster.