Nacho Drag
A guy who wears a dress like a dumb bimbo just to sneak tacos into a football game. He's basically a food smuggler with a bad fashion sense.
"I wore a skirt so I could bring tacos to the game. My teammates are confused. My enemies are mad.", @NachoBandit
"He walked in like a girl. He left like a thief. The tacos were worth it.", @TacoThief99
"I got caught with a taco and a fake eyelash. I'm going to prison for this.", @DressWearingDude