Nacho Camacho
A half-human, half-Nacho Camacho monster that dies if it sees the light. Only one exists, and he’s been searching for a girlfriend for 20 years. He’s still wearing the same clothes from 2005.
My friend’s brother is the last hum-ach. He showed up at my birthday party and smelled like a dead raccoon.
I saw the hum-ach on TikTok. He was crying and wearing a shirt from 2005.
The hum-ach texted me and said, ‘I need a girlfriend. I’ve been looking for 20 years. I’m still wearing the same shirt from 2005.’