nachicon
A person who gets turned on by little kids. Like a sick version of a parent who also thinks they’re cool.
My cousin said he’s a nachicon because he stares at kids at the mall like they’re his new favorite toy.
She texts me pictures of kids at the park and says, 'Look at that face, bro.'
He tried to flirt with a kid at the grocery store and got yelled at by the kid’s dad.