Has skin like a sunbaked potato. Either on the couch or in their car, sipping something like it’s liquid gold. Dyes their hair like it’s a hobby. Laughs like they’re having a seizure. Knows one sign language gesture, and it’s the ‘I love you’ one. Says they don’t know what’s wrong, but they’re clearly a hot mess. Still the strongest, funniest, most awesome person you know. Your best friend, even when they’re being a total idiot.