NACCC
A race where bike messengers try to look cool while they poop out of their pants from riding too fast
"I finished NACCC first, but my pants are now a piece of art.", @BikeBum420
"My coffee was spilled, my lunch was stolen, and I still won NACCC.", @CourierKing
NACCC is the only time I’ve ever felt like a superhero who also had a bad day at the toilet., @RiderRage123