Naby lad
Iniesta called him the best African ever. But Naby lad’s been f***ing up his body since he signed with Liverpool. When he’s not in the hospital, he’s f***ing up the game and making De Bruyne and Pogba look like f***ing beginners.
Naby lad’s got more breaks than a f***ing record player.
He’s the only one who can outdance De Bruyne on the pitch.
Naby lad’s got more heart than a f***ing football.