Nabuconodosor
This name is so holy, it could make a priest cry. If you got it, you’re basically a god walking around. If you say it wrong, you’re just a guy with bad hair.
My mom said it in church, and the priest started sweating like he saw a ghost.
I said it in a DM, and my crush asked if I was a prophet.
My dog tried to say it, and now he’s obsessed with chicken.