Nabsy
A girl who looks like Tricia Takanawa but talks like she just lost a bet and now has to wear eyeliner for a year.
Nabsy said, 'I’m not a joke,' and then laughed at her own joke. Again.
She walks into a room and the universe sighs. It’s not worth it.
Nabsy tried to spell her name and the teacher gave her a pop quiz. It was brutal.