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When you're so obsessed with a bank that you think they're watching you and you start sending them texts at 2 a. m.
I texted my bank at 2 a. m. and said, 'Are you still awake? I miss you.'
I got a text from my bank saying 'We're here for you.' I replied, 'I know. I can feel you.'
I sent my bank a picture of my cat with a caption that said, 'This is my bank. I know it's not real. But I still love it.'