nabsession - When you're so in love with a bank that you think they're yo

When you're so in love with a bank that you think they're your soulmate and you start ignoring your real friends for them.

I skipped my best friend's birthday party to go to my bank's open house. I told her I was going to meet my soulmate.

I texted my bank instead of my mom. She said, 'You’re in love with a bank? That’s not normal.'

I got a new credit card and I told my friends, 'You're just not as cool as my bank.'