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When you're so in love with a bank that you'd rather die than switch to another one. You even write them love poems.

I wrote a love poem about my bank. It starts with 'O dear Chase, thou art my credit line.'

I wouldn't switch banks even if they gave me a million dollars. I'm married to my bank.

I told my bank I'd never leave them. They said, 'We'll never leave you.' I believe them.