Nabreeze
A human who makes promises so loud, you think they're gonna ring a bell, but then they vanish like a ghost and leave you hanging.
'I'll text you when I get there!', now it's midnight and I still haven't heard from them.
They said they'd bring cake, but they showed up with a bag of chips and a coffee.
They promised to do the laundry, but now my socks are living in the bathroom.