nabori
Nabori is a giant-assed nightmare who laughs in your face when you try to flirt with her. She’s got a body that makes guys drool, but she’s not afraid to slap you if you get too close.
I tried to flirt with her and she just said, 'You’re gonna get a slap so hard you’ll lose your teeth.' I ran out crying.
She walked by me and said, 'You look like you need a hug.' I said, 'No, I need a life.'
I asked her out and she said, 'Only if you can handle my ass.' I said, 'I can handle anything.' She said, 'Good. Let’s see how tough you are.'