Naboona
A guy who can't get hard. It's like his penis is on vacation and won't come back for the big event.
My uncle has Naboona. He tried to seduce my aunt and just stood there like a confused chicken.
He texted me, 'I got Naboona, I can't even beat my dog.'
He said, 'I tried to do it, but I got Naboona, and now I'm just crying in the shower.'