Naboona
A guy who can't get hard. It's like his penis is on strike and won't come back for the big show.
My dad has Naboona. He tried to seduce my mom and just stood there like a confused turtle.
He said, 'I got Naboona, I can't even beat my dad.'
He said, 'I tried to do it, but I got Naboona, and now I'm just sitting in the corner like a sad turtle.'