nabitch
A smelly, hairy, lowlife who probably has the nuts of a chicken. Nabitches are the kind of people who run away when they see a fly, and then go to the club like it's their last chance to find a date. They end up going home and trying to get it on with their dog because they're too pathetic to get a real one.
My cousin is a total nabitch. He ran from a gnat and cried in the club like a baby.
That guy at the bar? He's a nabitch. I saw him try to flirt with a pigeon.
My dog has more dignity than my nabitch of a brother.